When shopping with Andi, he often makes comments about the item I would be interested in buying. By likening the description to something ridiculous, forever will the item be known to me as “witch shoes” or “hobo jacket”…and yes, I end up not purchasing the item. I do appreciate, however, that he (most of the times) makes descriptions about the object itself, not me. For example, instead of saying “you look like a witch in those shoes”, he would say “those shoes look like witch shoes”.

Unfortunately, the one attempt I used his strategy on him, he was quite happy about the shirt looking like graph paper…math major…pffft.